Category: Original Content
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Tough Love: That’s Not Your Boyfriend
Aw, man. This is for all the chicks in philandering relationships who never leave because…well, I don’t know why. But, this is for you Total-Eclipse-of-the-Heart ass gals. It’s time to stop being a Build-A-Bop and get a fucking identity. Your…
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Tough Love: No One Cares How High You Were, Bro
27 September, 2011 This blog is dedicated to lame, non-conversationalist, content-with-collecting-my-unemployment-check ass clowns who have nothing better to discuss with the world than their zonked-out experiences taken place on irrational plateaus. I am by no means a D.A.R.E. instructor. We…
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Tough Love: Social Network Parents
This is a special edition blog, featuring none other than my brother @the_awillis joining me in the soul killing. Not much introduction is needed for this issue. Social network parents. We’ve seen them, you’ve seen them. Not one fuck is…
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Tough Love: Tall Chicks in Heels
20 June, 2012 WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? Tall women in heels is the definition of unnecessary. If you exceed 5’10” and are female, this is for you. Rule of thumb, ladies: if your height starts with 6, don’t wear shoes with sticks. Breaking…
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The 100K & SG Collection (Back Story + Videos)
From the Mick Swagger video above, to the BNE parties, to the random videos over flipped beats, the man they call 100 Grand, also known as Drew and myself did some pretty cool/dope/life altering stuff during over the summer of…
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Tough Love: Motivational Quotes
12 January 2012 Alas, the first Tough Love installment of the new year. I took a week off to let the “Fuck Your New Year’s Resolutions” blog marinate in the pores of the undisciplined. I feel like staying within that…
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Tough Love: “Dancers”
featuring (@the_awillis) When I say “dancers”, I mean strippers, so we’re clear. If bands will make you dance, you don’t have a chance surviving this one. I laugh when strippers call themselves dancers as their job title. You guys really…
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Tough Love: Type Like You Learned Something in School
1 November, 2011 Top of the month to you classy, novel-reading, beautiful ladies. Today’s blog curtails to your inner wishes and hopes. This is dedicated to all you women who have experienced evaporated emotions after texting or reading tweets of…
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Tough Love: Quit Loving the Crew
Press play on the YouTube link if you want to vibe out to the relevant, title-inspired instrumental as you read about the wrongdoings of the wretched. Crew Love: (n) 1. When a group of friends, guys and girls, “date” amongst…
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Tough Love: The Rehabilitation of the Basic Female
30 May, 2011 I can’t really get into my rant without first explaining what “basic” is exactly. Basic: (bay-sik) adj. 1. Describes an action(s) performed by a person resulting in foolishness or transparency. 2. Actions, apparel or behavior that promotes…
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