Category: Satire
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Tough Love: Michael Jordan Is Not Your Father
Another NBA season wrapped up, another season of redundant remarks from the fanatical fingers of LeBron James and Michael Jordan’s devoted, digital swordsmen, sworn to defend the honor of their MCM completed. Watching “Greatest of All-Time” basketball debates online is…
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If You Can’t Seem to Escape 2016, This Horror Trailer Is Perfect for You
Courtesy of the minds at Friend Dog Studios
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No One Cares About Your Horoscope (A Tough Love Joint)
I found this half-written post in my Notes app from 2013 that has been collecting dust like that ring finger you’ve been making 11:11 wishes on since the second Obama inauguration. After muting every zodiac sign from my Twitter feed…
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Don’t Vape Me, Bro (A Tough Love Joint)
Much like federal tax reform, this shit is long overdue. I’ve let vapor pen gremlins grind my gears long enough! Consider this my long-form declaration of disdain of seeing dudes in bars using e-cigarettes. Picture a pleasant, young evening. You’re…
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Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon Read Worst First Texts on The Tonight Show
In a bit called “First Textual Experience”, Jimmy and Aziz read embarrassing first text exchanges between guys and girls in a romantic setting. Aziz was on the show to plug his new book “Modern Romance: An Investigation” which is out…
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Kid Gets Confused at First Time Seeing “Old School” Phone
“WHERE ARE THE APPS?” Well, prepare to feel old. A video from AFV features a kid discovering a pay phone for the first time, asking his mother if it was an “old-fashioned phone.”
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The Top 10 Hottest Podcasts Out Right Now
(Below is a list of my current 10 favorite podcasts. The iTunes podcasts links to subscribe are linked to the titles.) I’ve also included samples of some shows of ones that are also on SoundCloud. 1. Brilliant Idiots – Charlamagne…
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Boy Flips Off Monkey, Monkey Doesn’t Take Kindly to the Disrespect
You’re watching…when keeping it real goes wrong. A young man-turned-peon from Shimla, India sees a monkey on a fence, decides to flip the monkey off and pays for such actions. Watch below:
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