Tag: tough love
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Tough Love: F.O.H. Social Socrates
I’m going to lay it all out on the table right now. I’m REALLY sick of reading things from people who have no business saying, rather, the complete opposite of having business saying some of the things they do. This…
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Tough Love: You Are Not in High School Anymore
24 January. 2012 This one’s for… Well, you all know who. This is for the people who require some sort of constant conflict and attention in their lives to feel important. This is for the chicks still distributing drama like…
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Tough Love: No, That Star Athlete/Musician/Celebrity Is NEVER Going to Be with You
2 August, 2011 I’ll take “’B****** Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks’ for 400, Alex.” Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. This this this this this right here. I’m going to crush a lot of dreams and coital aspirations in the next three to eight…
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A Death Wish to Booty Pop
22 June, 2011 Before I go any further, I want to make it clear that in NO way, shape or form am I referring to Beyonce’s dance. That was a gift from the heavens. I am making reference solely to…
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Tough Love: Lonely Pillow Pictures – A Man’s Cry For Help
9 August, 2011 I need a dope sound as an intro for these blogs. Something equal to Lil Wayne’s lighter flick before he starts a verse… since there is no audio to this shit, we’re just going to have to…
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Tough Love: Selfies
If you put up a “Good morning” selfie before you even sit down for that bowl of Frosted Flakes, this is about you. You bathroom mirror mongrels are through. I’ve been an advocate for the extermination of mirror pictures and…
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Tough Love: Hopeless For Happiness
1 May, 2012 Can I talk my shit again? It’s only right to try and cause a little mayhem on May Day, right? As of late, I’ve subsided the slander of struggling, simpleton strumpets, but my hankering for humiliating whor-ific…
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Tough Love: Deep V-Necks
This won’t take long. This one here is for all you strange sternum showers. You GUYS who flaunt more “cleavage” than any garment Liz Claiborne ever stocked in a JCPenney. I don’t get it and I don’t want to get…
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Tough Love: Rappers
Well, this has certainly been a long time coming. I’m really looking forward to defecating on the dreams of you “up-and-comers” with this (that means “shit on” if your vocabulary stinks). If you post Instagram photos of your savings account…
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Tough Love: That’s Not Your Boyfriend
Aw, man. This is for all the chicks in philandering relationships who never leave because…well, I don’t know why. But, this is for you Total-Eclipse-of-the-Heart ass gals. It’s time to stop being a Build-A-Bop and get a fucking identity. Your…
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