Tough Love: F.O.H. Social Socrates

ToughLoveFOHSocialSocrates

I’m going to lay it all out on the table right now. I’m REALLY sick of reading things from people who have no business saying, rather, the complete opposite of having business saying some of the things they do. This blog is dedicated, signed, sealed, stamped and delivered to the “Social Socrates,” the pseudo-savants of social networks, who post balancing blindly on a beam between believability and utter hypocrisy.

I’m just trying to trim the wool so it can’t be pulled over naïve eyes; tailor gang.

A message is only as good as the messenger.

For instance, I would never listen to Manti T’eo’s input on places I should take a girl on a date or ideas for strong Skype password, nor would I ask Aaron Hernandez what a good Instagram filter would be for selfies.

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The point I’m trying to make is that I all too often see people listen and crediting nincompoops for saying greater things which contradict your lesser character. It’s all too easy to masquerade a personality in today’s age.
Also, I’m REALLY sick of you clowns claiming to be some type of affection aficionados like you and Cupid were boys in high school or some shit. What, you nut asses decide to quit cheating on girlfriends as your New Year’s resolution and suddenly your philosophical thoughts on love and loyalty have merit? Fuck outta here.

Oh, and you overnight, epiphany-having ass people who suddenly find a (week-long lasting) new way of life of betterment are annoying as shit online, man. Quit gazing at your phone, trying to drop gems like a butterfingered jeweler and put a little action towards your personal proclamations. Nothing of notable nature can nimbly whisk across that touchscreen you tap if your fingertips are filthy with the same bullshit you try to denounce.

I’m out, though. Always remember to consider the source and to never hesitate to call a spade a spade.

Be great, stay safe.

-SG

P.S. Quit asking advice from people who ask for handouts.

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