Category: Satire
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Tough Love: Rappers
Well, this has certainly been a long time coming. I’m really looking forward to defecating on the dreams of you “up-and-comers” with this (that means “shit on” if your vocabulary stinks). If you post Instagram photos of your savings account…
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Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dogg (Jimmy Fallon)
Producers at Late Night edit clips of Brian Williams to make him rap Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre’s classic “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang.”
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Tough Love: Saturday Night Socialite – Sunday Morning Saint
23 August, 2011 Hello reader, Welcome to this week’s Tough Love Tuesday, sponsored by Dirty Sprites™ and beautiful women whom I have yet to meet. This blog is dedicated to the late night heathens running rampant in the streets who…
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Tough Love: That’s Not Your Boyfriend
Aw, man. This is for all the chicks in philandering relationships who never leave because…well, I don’t know why. But, this is for you Total-Eclipse-of-the-Heart ass gals. It’s time to stop being a Build-A-Bop and get a fucking identity. Your…
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(Video): 2013 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
Barack Obama & Conan O’Brien joke at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
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(Video): Michael Shannon Reads Crazy Sorority Letter
Michael Shannon channels Rebecca Martinson’s insane and equally amazing letter to her Delta Gamma sorority sisters. HILARIOUS.
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K-Mart “Ship My Pants” commercial
If this would have aired on Superbowl Sunday…man. Props to the marketing team to have the stones for this.
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Tough Love: No One Cares How High You Were, Bro
27 September, 2011 This blog is dedicated to lame, non-conversationalist, content-with-collecting-my-unemployment-check ass clowns who have nothing better to discuss with the world than their zonked-out experiences taken place on irrational plateaus. I am by no means a D.A.R.E. instructor. We…
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Tough Love: Social Network Parents
This is a special edition blog, featuring none other than my brother @the_awillis joining me in the soul killing. Not much introduction is needed for this issue. Social network parents. We’ve seen them, you’ve seen them. Not one fuck is…
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