Member of One Direction Leaves Band, Admittedly I Have No Idea Which One

As a writer for a pop culture blog, I feel the need to inform readers of pop culture news. Today a member of the band that is this era’s NSYNC left, and I have no idea which one it is. Zayn Malik, a guy whose parents named him presumably after getting all hopped up on gluten and Mountain Dew in the 90s has left the band to be “a normal 22-year-old” who spells his name weird as shit.


Author: SG

Founder of Cultivated Influence.

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