Category: Satire
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Photo: The Drake Knight Rises
LOL. Props and thanks to Cody Tucker @COBRATucker and Logan Frame (@LotionFrahm) for the exclusive drop on this original gem.
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Tough Love: No, That Star Athlete/Musician/Celebrity Is NEVER Going to Be with You
2 August, 2011 I’ll take “’B****** Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks’ for 400, Alex.” Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. This this this this this right here. I’m going to crush a lot of dreams and coital aspirations in the next three to eight…
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A Death Wish to Booty Pop
22 June, 2011 Before I go any further, I want to make it clear that in NO way, shape or form am I referring to Beyonce’s dance. That was a gift from the heavens. I am making reference solely to…
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LOL: Kanye Quest 3030 (Video Game)
A hilarious, new RPG (Role Playing Game) has emerged for Windows computers. KANYE QUEST 3030 is a game where Kanye transports far into the future, where he meets a plethora of evil clones of his fellow rappers. Tupac Shakur, Nas,…
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Tough Love: Lonely Pillow Pictures – A Man’s Cry For Help
9 August, 2011 I need a dope sound as an intro for these blogs. Something equal to Lil Wayne’s lighter flick before he starts a verse… since there is no audio to this shit, we’re just going to have to…
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Tough Love: Selfies
If you put up a “Good morning” selfie before you even sit down for that bowl of Frosted Flakes, this is about you. You bathroom mirror mongrels are through. I’ve been an advocate for the extermination of mirror pictures and…
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Tough Love: Hopeless For Happiness
1 May, 2012 Can I talk my shit again? It’s only right to try and cause a little mayhem on May Day, right? As of late, I’ve subsided the slander of struggling, simpleton strumpets, but my hankering for humiliating whor-ific…
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Tough Love: Deep V-Necks
This won’t take long. This one here is for all you strange sternum showers. You GUYS who flaunt more “cleavage” than any garment Liz Claiborne ever stocked in a JCPenney. I don’t get it and I don’t want to get…
CULTIVATED INFLUENCE 