Ashton Kutcher reveals real name and gives great speech at Teen Choice Awards

Never thought I’d be posting a video clip from a Teen Choice Awards show, but Ashton delivered an incredible speech about life to the youth.

165 responses to “Ashton Kutcher reveals real name and gives great speech at Teen Choice Awards”

  1. What did they film this video with, a potato?

    1. You already said that you stupid fuck

      1. There’s just need for that Chris. Be thoughtful.

      2. Oh shut up

      3. Calling people stupid fucks makes you look likes complete asshole. Enjoy the hate :)

      1. Do that yourself lol

    2. Yeah, what are you? Stupid or something??

      1. I see you’re talking about yourself. Good job!

    3. that is funny! i enjoyed that comment

    4. Come on, don’t be silly. This video was obviously shot on several HD cameras. It was UPLOADED through a potato. ;)

      Great video and comment. Have a great day, all!

    5. There’s no such thing as a potato camera. The video is just low quality.

  2. What was this video filmed with…..a potato?

    1. Actually we wired up your mom’s old, wrinkly vag; it turns out that there were gallons of semen from what has been estimated to be roughly 14,375 sexual partners spewing out of her twat, causing serious technical difficulties. A lot of the distortion that you see in the video can be directly attributed to her violent, repeated queefs which in turn sent geiser-like eruptions of splooge rocketing in every direction. Man, your mom is a WHORE!

      1. Are you 10? You have no respect and dignity! Shame on you!!

  3. You must be an idiot. A potato? When does a potato record video? It’s obviously a bad camera. You are an idiot. Keep making stupid comments. It has nothing to do with what was actually done in the video. No one cares. Do you feel better, mr potato head? Did you film this? You must have because you are mr potato head, dumb as ****. No brains, just a potato. Enjoy your stupidity. I’m excited to see what stupid, worthless comments you make next… my potato head.

    1. Everyone else in this comment list seems to get my playfulness and humor. I actually enjoyed the message of the video, being that Ashton (Chris) Kutcher is from my home state of Iowa. Shout out to The Explainer for explaining my reference to the meme, that most understood.

      1. *I* liked your joke. These guys are just jerks.

      2. Guys guys guys, you’re both awful.

      3. I liked it too (Although I did get the reference.. I guess some people weren’t quick enough to catch that). And I’m also from Iowa so holla!! #represent

      4. danielscheulen@gmail.com Avatar
        danielscheulen@gmail.com

        I liked your joke too, when I first saw in 2 years ago on youtube. But this is about the 37th tjme I’ve come across it.

      5. Stop back pedaling and own up to your mistakes like a real adult lol

    2. WOW. What is your problem? Obviously jdizzle65 knew it wasn’t filmed with an actual potato. It was metaphorical for the graininess in the video- very similar to the texture of a cooked potato.- or perhaps the fact in itself that a potato cannot record- just like whoever shot this poor video. the comment makes you think about it- everyone’s interpretation is different of the “potato”. That person was actually not being small minded and trying to create a creative way of thinking about the quality of the video’s output picture. Perhaps you should re-listen to Aston Kutcher’s video a few more times and learn to think “outside the box/world”…or take a couple anger management courses. I enjoyed jdixxle65’s reference to a potato and it made me laugh- making their own world up- awesome.

      1. way to explain it to the small-minded, good job.

    3. Guys. Be easy on Mr. Bill. This is the first time he/she has ever experienced sarcasm and humor… It can be very confusing. Baby steps Mr. Bill. Baby steps…

      1. e-five

    4. Grow up man and take a joke even if it wasnt a joke why would you just blow up like that

      1. Oh shut up Tina!

    5. Apparently your vocabulary is limited! I am excited to see what stupid profanity you use next. Liked what you said Mr. Potato head. The only thing worthless said here was from Mr. Cuss because I can’t think of anything else to say!

    6. you are too angry, you need a hug

      1. hahahahhaha

    7. Lol you mad bro

    8. Dude, it’s an inside joke from imgur. calm down.

    9. Mr literal over here

    10. Oh please stfu!! It’s a JOKE! I see you have no sense of humor!! Visit is link to see what the joke is about: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/recorded-with-a-potato

      Retard.

    11. you must be so stupid. do you really think his head is maid out of a potato? like for real how can a humans head be a potato. your so dumb just kill your self. who was your teacher? a potato? your so dumb

      1. It’s MADE not MAID you idiot lol!

    12. HULK SMASH!!!!

  4. hey mr bill,and you felt it was your responsibility to point out an idiot and in the same sentence show that your an even bigger asshole than jdizzle65 ya done good boy!

  5. so proud of our Iowa boy.

  6. I thought it was an onion.

  7. hottytoddyrebel Avatar

    I have to agree with jdizzle65. No need to be ugly and call names.. Its just a horrible recording.

  8. mr bill gets hammered and leaves angry comments at 2 am on a random blog

  9. The potato comment is called satire. You use something outlandish to make a point. In the real world, people chuckle. On the internet, people behind keyboards feel overly empowered to insult and attack people to feel better about themselves — when in reality, anyone that needs to do that clearly has their own anger issues and problems with their own lives. Happy people have no need to attack someone on the internet just for making a flippant comment.

    1. To the Keyboard King Ninja Avatar
      To the Keyboard King Ninja

      Thanks for describing yourself :) You clearly are bothered and feed trolls at the same time. Way to kill two birds with one stone troll feeder lol! There’s nothing wrong with what Tony said. Matt it is YOU who feels power hiding behind a keyboard :)

  10. Mr Bill…settle down. Jdizzle65 was simply referencing a meme (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/recorded-with-a-potato). For you Mr. Bill, I would recommend anger counseling…I mean…you just flew off the handle because of a comment on a website…I don’t think it had any detrimental in any way to your own life…

  11. If it wasn’t for all those screaming teenagers… Still, great speech!

    I liked the potato comment. I enjoy your sarcasm good sir or madam.

  12. Still using potatoes to film things huh?

  13. i feel like much of this went way over 90% of these kids heads. If one or a few actually picked up on this thats awesome.

  14. Mr bill is either really uptight OR a great troll

    1. An uptight Troll now that would be something. I think looking at this from a logical viewpoint its obvious that Mr Bill is in fact someone that needs our help, traumatised by years of abuse from those that he trusted most he was pushed over the edge by his own flesh and blood with a potato and the horrific actions that spud took that day have decided to sprout up here today.

      We are all here for you Mr Bill, Lets peel back the hostility everyone and Give Mr Bill some love.

  15. Damn yall are brutal on here! Cant we all get along?Life is to short and this topic isnt the end of the world. There are more inportant things to argue about.

  16. The wind gust directly caused by Ashton/Chris’ message going over the heads of 10,000 screaming teens cooled down LA by 5 degrees that night.

    1. lol, I was thinking the same thing. It was a good message, too bad most of the screaming teens didn’t get half of what he said (half i being generous) :) I’ve never been a huge fan of Ashton but this makes me like him more.

  17. Well said! Thank you for being a positive influence in our teens

  18. Are you people seriously arguing over the camera being called a ” potato ” ?
    You people must be really bored.

  19. i wish this was filmed with a potato

  20. Guys you clearly missed one of the main points of this speech which is that you should be sexy (being thoughtful)! So calm down and be nice!

  21. Why didn’t you just use the other youtube favorite ” I find this video difficult to marturbate to” it’s about as original and well though
    t out as that potato one.

  22. Chrish8rkutcher Avatar

    Ashton is teh idioot! He has so much money? Go buy a better video camera Christian Kutcher you liar, if thats your real name. I dont trust him anymore.

  23. This was an awesome speech by Ashton and all you guys can do is argue about a potato! Incredible…if the majority of young people have your mentality then there is very little hope for the future of our country.

  24. Got to admit that was a great speech, right on point. If only the stupid teenage girls would have shut up and listened instead of screaming BS the whole time he spoke. Well put Chris.

  25. Fiona Apple said the same thing in 1/4 the time and got skewered for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSLwYrPbuts

  26. Just one big question…. did they film this video with a potato?

  27. I actually have a potato that takes video… You feel stupid now don’t ya!

  28. wow Mr Bill, calm the fuck down! The only one being filmed with a potato is your mom. The real camera broke when we started filming her, but she insisted that the donkey gang bang must be filmed, so we used the potato instead.

  29. I recorded this

    1. Potato Face Lover Avatar
      Potato Face Lover

      I love your face.

  30. […] Ashton Kutcher reveals real name and gives great speech at 2013 Teen Choice Awards. […]

  31. PotatoFilmMaker Avatar

    My first recording!!

  32. Chris! what was this video filmed with a potato?

  33. […] Ashton Kutcher reveals real name and gives great speech at 2013 Teen Choice Awards. […]

  34. What did they film this video with – a road apple?

  35. What was this video filmed with…….a potato?

  36. Will people please stop insulting these poor potatoes? They do the best they can.

  37. In a world where the youth look up to pieces of sh*t like Snooki and Justin Bieber, its a little ray of hope to hear such words coming from this dude.

  38. What was this video filmed with, a potato?

  39. The camera that recorded the event is high resolution, Bill. The video looks terrible due to compression, multiple times over. I didn’t get the potato joke. It must be an Iowan thing.

    1. Actually it’s not an Iowan thing and has nothing to do with Iowa at all. It’s just a simple joke lol.Don’t read into it to deeply. Here’s more info: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/recorded-with-a-potato

  40. Shelley Swaffer Avatar

    Way to go Kris/Ashton I am 58 years and love my 4 kids cause they get this too. If every person got this we would live in a better world. What we do influences what goes on, like it or not. Our actions change the world! Love you too!

  41. Well said and inspirational WTG

  42. Reblogged this on ::greentea&gowns and commented:
    You have to love Ashton Kutcher! ::
    – Opportunity looks like hard work.
    – Smart is Sexy.
    – “Build a life. Don’t live one, build one.”

  43. Let's All Build a Life!! Avatar
    Let’s All Build a Life!!

    Everyone is so angry on here over the “potato” joke! God damn! Get the sticks out of your asses lol! Calm down!! Here’s what the jokes about: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/recorded-with-a-potato

    You know you have nothing better to do when you’re arguing with complete strangers lol. Don’t feed the trolls, put your keyboards down, and go BUILD A LIFE already!! Listen to Chris aka Ashton!! lol

  44. Great speech, but shut up stupid screaming girls.

  45. But a potato isn’t a camera…..I did manage to find a real potato camera! Now I understand it all :)

    1. Didn’t known potato cameras existed! Thanks for the post!

  46. makes me appreciate Ashton Kutcher. Looking forward to seeing the Steve Jobs movie.

  47. Looking forward to the Steve Jobs movie.

  48. LOL holy shit this is the most retarded list of comments I have ever seen on any “forum” or site. You should all feel terrible about yourselves for getting caught up in such a piece of shit conversation.

    1. You should feel equally terrible for taking the time tell us that. U mad bro? I think so! If you need more seeds to feed the trolls, look elsewhere :) lol idiot hypocrite

  49. Did they film this with a potato?

    1. I love potatoes Avatar

      Yes they did! I’m ordering my own potato camera soon! They’re so awesome!

  50. This generation of young people really needed to hear this message from someone they admire. They certainly are not getting it from any other place with this kind of impact. Thanks, Chris Ashton Kutcher!

    1. Are you kidding? There’s plenty of other people who’ve said good words of wisdom lol. But he did have a great speech yes :)

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