Tag: funny
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Tough Love: Rappers
Well, this has certainly been a long time coming. I’m really looking forward to defecating on the dreams of you “up-and-comers” with this (that means “shit on” if your vocabulary stinks). If you post Instagram photos of your savings account…
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Brian Williams Raps Snoop Dogg (Jimmy Fallon)
Producers at Late Night edit clips of Brian Williams to make him rap Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre’s classic “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang.”
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Video: K-Mart sticks to new marketing scheme with “Big Gas Savings” commercial
Lol. The “Ship My Pants” commercial is just as good. Good for them for sticking to their guns.
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Tough Love: That’s Not Your Boyfriend
Aw, man. This is for all the chicks in philandering relationships who never leave because…well, I don’t know why. But, this is for you Total-Eclipse-of-the-Heart ass gals. It’s time to stop being a Build-A-Bop and get a fucking identity. Your…
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K-Mart “Ship My Pants” commercial
If this would have aired on Superbowl Sunday…man. Props to the marketing team to have the stones for this.
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Tough Love: Social Network Parents
This is a special edition blog, featuring none other than my brother @the_awillis joining me in the soul killing. Not much introduction is needed for this issue. Social network parents. We’ve seen them, you’ve seen them. Not one fuck is…
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Tough Love: Tall Chicks in Heels
20 June, 2012 WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? Tall women in heels is the definition of unnecessary. If you exceed 5’10” and are female, this is for you. Rule of thumb, ladies: if your height starts with 6, don’t wear shoes with sticks. Breaking…
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The 100K & SG Collection (Back Story + Videos)
From the Mick Swagger video above, to the BNE parties, to the random videos over flipped beats, the man they call 100 Grand, also known as Drew and myself did some pretty cool/dope/life altering stuff during over the summer of…
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Tough Love: Motivational Quotes
12 January 2012 Alas, the first Tough Love installment of the new year. I took a week off to let the “Fuck Your New Year’s Resolutions” blog marinate in the pores of the undisciplined. I feel like staying within that…
CULTIVATED INFLUENCE 