Tag: funny
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Marshawn Lynch Finally Talks to the Media for Skittles
Marshawn Lynch, the ever-so-vocal Seattle Seahawks star running back finally chats with the media…answering questions about Skittles.
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Bad Lip Reading of the NFL Never Disappoints
As the final game of the season approaches, the good people at Bad Lip Reading deliver their annual NFL video and it’s wonderfully amusing.
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Tough Love: Bold Lipstick, Shy Lips
I’ve seen this new…style, if you will… a few times recently that I feel the need to try and get ahead of before more of you go off and look utterly birdbrained. Chicks with the thin, un-toasted flatbread lips have…
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Target Manager Delivers Dramatic Black Friday Speech Before Doors Open
This is like 300 meets Paul Blart: Mall Cop. A Target manager gave his employees an over-the-top pre-Black Friday speech before customers heathened their way into the store.
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Tough Love: Lonely Pillow Pictures – A Man’s Cry For Help
9 August, 2011 I need a dope sound as an intro for these blogs. Something equal to Lil Wayne’s lighter flick before he starts a verse… since there is no audio to this shit, we’re just going to have to…
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Tough Love: Selfies
If you put up a “Good morning” selfie before you even sit down for that bowl of Frosted Flakes, this is about you. You bathroom mirror mongrels are through. I’ve been an advocate for the extermination of mirror pictures and…
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Tough Love: Hopeless For Happiness
1 May, 2012 Can I talk my shit again? It’s only right to try and cause a little mayhem on May Day, right? As of late, I’ve subsided the slander of struggling, simpleton strumpets, but my hankering for humiliating whor-ific…
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Tough Love: Deep V-Necks
This won’t take long. This one here is for all you strange sternum showers. You GUYS who flaunt more “cleavage” than any garment Liz Claiborne ever stocked in a JCPenney. I don’t get it and I don’t want to get…
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Video: The Lonely Island – Go Kindergarten (Diddy & Paul Rudd Cameos)
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