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Tough Love: Lonely Pillow Pictures – A Man’s Cry For Help
9 August, 2011 I need a dope sound as an intro for these blogs. Something equal to Lil Wayne’s lighter flick before he starts a verse… since there is no audio to this shit, we’re just going to have to…
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Tough Love: Selfies
If you put up a “Good morning” selfie before you even sit down for that bowl of Frosted Flakes, this is about you. You bathroom mirror mongrels are through. I’ve been an advocate for the extermination of mirror pictures and…
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Tough Love: Hopeless For Happiness
1 May, 2012 Can I talk my shit again? It’s only right to try and cause a little mayhem on May Day, right? As of late, I’ve subsided the slander of struggling, simpleton strumpets, but my hankering for humiliating whor-ific…
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Tough Love: Rappers
Well, this has certainly been a long time coming. I’m really looking forward to defecating on the dreams of you “up-and-comers” with this (that means “shit on” if your vocabulary stinks). If you post Instagram photos of your savings account…
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Tough Love: That’s Not Your Boyfriend
Aw, man. This is for all the chicks in philandering relationships who never leave because…well, I don’t know why. But, this is for you Total-Eclipse-of-the-Heart ass gals. It’s time to stop being a Build-A-Bop and get a fucking identity. Your…
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Tough Love: No One Cares How High You Were, Bro
27 September, 2011 This blog is dedicated to lame, non-conversationalist, content-with-collecting-my-unemployment-check ass clowns who have nothing better to discuss with the world than their zonked-out experiences taken place on irrational plateaus. I am by no means a D.A.R.E. instructor. We…
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Tough Love: Social Network Parents
This is a special edition blog, featuring none other than my brother @the_awillis joining me in the soul killing. Not much introduction is needed for this issue. Social network parents. We’ve seen them, you’ve seen them. Not one fuck is…
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Tough Love: Tall Chicks in Heels
20 June, 2012 WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? Tall women in heels is the definition of unnecessary. If you exceed 5’10” and are female, this is for you. Rule of thumb, ladies: if your height starts with 6, don’t wear shoes with sticks. Breaking…
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The 100K & SG Collection (Back Story + Videos)
From the Mick Swagger video above, to the BNE parties, to the random videos over flipped beats, the man they call 100 Grand, also known as Drew and myself did some pretty cool/dope/life altering stuff during over the summer of…
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Tough Love: Motivational Quotes
12 January 2012 Alas, the first Tough Love installment of the new year. I took a week off to let the “Fuck Your New Year’s Resolutions” blog marinate in the pores of the undisciplined. I feel like staying within that…
CULTIVATED INFLUENCE 