Tough Love: “Shout Out To My Haters!”

ToughLoveShoutOutToMyHaters

“Shout out to my haters!” Nah, shut the fuck up.

I really hate being a 90’s baby sometimes.

What the fuck is a hater, really? Well, since there weren’t any credible dictionary resources available with the word listed, I went to the next best option to resolve my query. According to the highest rated definition on UrbanDictionary.com, ‘hater’ is as follows:

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.

Son… What?

And if that wasn’t enough, I went to YouTube to see if I couldn’t grasp a better understanding to the consensus of this term, which clearly has been coined by “fuck boys.”

Peep this, but skip to the 0:39 second mark, unless you want to watch a chubby girl whine.

Blah blah blah, it would make me like haters a lot more, okay?”

You know what? All of this fake hate of having hater bullshit needs to be taken out back and shot to death, man. If I see any of this nonsense, I’m slandering it on sight. I have no willingness to chill after listening to these dummies dissertations…and if that girl in the video happens to see this and isn’t pleased, tell her I said to go scream in a pillow. This isn’t the place for the proper handling of feelings.

I’m still lost at these definitions. To me, the whole concept of having “haters” is to create a façade that alludes to being more sought-after than what is true to life. This seems like some sort of synthetic self-motivation I’ve been slipping to see. Doesn’t reading Rev Run ReTweets energize your ego enough to evade any enmity that should emerge onto your path?

The exaggeration of all this “hate” slays me. Simple assessments and judgments have turned into hate? Oh, oh okay.

In this new age filled of SnapBacks and Internet bullying, any conflicting opinion is perceived as disdain. Just because someone doesn’t like or agree with something someone else does, it makes them a “hater?” You #GlitterBoys really can’t handle any sort of criticism. Everyone is a tough guy until somebody tries instilling them with proper direction, then they get sensitive.

How many times have you heard something along the lines of:

Don’t like that new jam from that up and coming artist? Must be a hater.

Don’t like LeBron/Kobe? Oh, hater!

Don’t like that pretty girl’s hairdo? That’s just like you, hater.

This truly is a sad case of the lost and doomed.

“I let my haters be my motivators!” Get the entire, absolute, consolidated fuck out of here.

Do you halfwits, hooting and hollering about having haters even fathom what real hatred is? Allow me to jog your memory: The Holocaust.

SMH.

I remember when times were simpler, well before I was entranced by glorious box and Apple products, there was a group of haters that had a clear, distinct message.

I’m out though. I have the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on DVR while watching supreme college basketball. My whole television set will be full of high definition finesse for the next 3 hours.

Like always, be safe, stay great and stay away from women who decline using autocorrect.

-SG

P.S. If she cheats in Words with Friends, she’ll sleep with your best friend.

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