Tag: blogs
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Tough Love: Deep V-Necks
This won’t take long. This one here is for all you strange sternum showers. You GUYS who flaunt more “cleavage” than any garment Liz Claiborne ever stocked in a JCPenney. I don’t get it and I don’t want to get…
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Tough Love: That’s Not Your Boyfriend
Aw, man. This is for all the chicks in philandering relationships who never leave because…well, I don’t know why. But, this is for you Total-Eclipse-of-the-Heart ass gals. It’s time to stop being a Build-A-Bop and get a fucking identity. Your…
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Tough Love: Social Network Parents
This is a special edition blog, featuring none other than my brother @the_awillis joining me in the soul killing. Not much introduction is needed for this issue. Social network parents. We’ve seen them, you’ve seen them. Not one fuck is…
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Tough Love: Tall Chicks in Heels
20 June, 2012 WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY? Tall women in heels is the definition of unnecessary. If you exceed 5’10” and are female, this is for you. Rule of thumb, ladies: if your height starts with 6, don’t wear shoes with sticks. Breaking…
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The 100K & SG Collection (Back Story + Videos)
From the Mick Swagger video above, to the BNE parties, to the random videos over flipped beats, the man they call 100 Grand, also known as Drew and myself did some pretty cool/dope/life altering stuff during over the summer of…
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Tough Love: Quit Loving the Crew
Press play on the YouTube link if you want to vibe out to the relevant, title-inspired instrumental as you read about the wrongdoings of the wretched. Crew Love: (n) 1. When a group of friends, guys and girls, “date” amongst…
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Tough Love: Take Those Heels Off With Your Clumsy Ass
12 July, 2011 *In my best Diamond from Crime Mob voice* Stiletto. Pumps. In. The club. Who would have thought I’d turn this into a blog? Before I go any further, I’d like to tip my imaginary hat to all…
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Tough Love: Hooters Girls
23 October 2012 Hi, welcome to Cultivated Influence! Sit and read this wherever you’d like. Your host will be right with you. … From my tender years, I’ve always felt that there was something fishy about the Hooters establishment. Something…
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Tough Love: 11:11 Wishes
11 November, 2011 There are two minutes each and every day that have experienced a growing amount of struggle placed upon them. Two minutes, bombarded with flailing, damp and musty hope. Hope that carries the stench of a fart trapped…
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Tough Love: Act Like a Man – Tweet Like It, Too
“These dudes be acting up. These dudes be acting up. These dudes be acting up and for some reason y’all lettin’ ’em.” THERE IS TOO MUCH GLITTER ON MY TIMELINES. Social networks aren’t the place to be sensitive, the shit…
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