Tag: blog
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Don’t Vape Me, Bro (A Tough Love Joint)
Much like federal tax reform, this shit is long overdue. I’ve let vapor pen gremlins grind my gears long enough! Consider this my long-form declaration of disdain of seeing dudes in bars using e-cigarettes. Picture a pleasant, young evening. You’re…
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Tough Love: Bold Lipstick, Shy Lips
I’ve seen this new…style, if you will… a few times recently that I feel the need to try and get ahead of before more of you go off and look utterly birdbrained. Chicks with the thin, un-toasted flatbread lips have…
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Cultivated Inc. |Why People are Afraid to StartUp
Today there are many creative and highly motivated people dreaming up the next big thing or thinking of ways to take an already existent idea and make it even better. So what holds these entrepreneurial minds back from bringing their…
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Cultivated Inc.|Chasing Your Calling and Your Career
Textbook: 1) Graduate high school with high marks 2) Earn a challenging degree (or 2) from a respected university 3) Enter the workforce taking a solid salary with a successful company 4) Earn a Masters and work your…
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Cultivated Inc. |First Impressions and the Elevator Pitch
Today education is the new sales. To prove our worth we must understand a prospect’s pains and provide useful information during the initial encounter that demonstrates how we can help them succeed. In doing so it’s important not…
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Tough Love: Better Luck Next Year, Valentine’s Day
Hey. This is for the “It’s just another day. I’m doing me” women. For all the chicks sobbing over the non-existent box of stale chocolates they desire. You chicks just love finding shit to be depressed about, huh? Well, I…
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Tough Love: F.O.H. Social Socrates
I’m going to lay it all out on the table right now. I’m REALLY sick of reading things from people who have no business saying, rather, the complete opposite of having business saying some of the things they do. This…
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Tough Love: You Are Not in High School Anymore
24 January. 2012 This one’s for… Well, you all know who. This is for the people who require some sort of constant conflict and attention in their lives to feel important. This is for the chicks still distributing drama like…
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Tough Love: No, That Star Athlete/Musician/Celebrity Is NEVER Going to Be with You
2 August, 2011 I’ll take “’B****** Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks’ for 400, Alex.” Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. This this this this this right here. I’m going to crush a lot of dreams and coital aspirations in the next three to eight…
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A Death Wish to Booty Pop
22 June, 2011 Before I go any further, I want to make it clear that in NO way, shape or form am I referring to Beyonce’s dance. That was a gift from the heavens. I am making reference solely to…